Chum Pussy

A menstruating scuba diver who as a result is attracting sharks and other underwater marine life.

It was the menstruating scuba diver ‘s chum pussy that attracted the blood thirsty school of sharks which ate her.

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Chum the water

Taking a dump in a lake or river.

I'm gonna chum the water.

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chum

chewing tobacco, dip, spitting a hoot

yo you wanna go and chum?
let's go for a chum ride

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Chum Bucket

When a sorority gathers all of their menstrual blood in a bucket for a month prior to recruitment and has the pledges initiate by drinking a cup from the legendary bucket.

OMG! Aren’t you so excited for initiation tonight? I can’t wait to see the pledges when they meet the chum bucket.

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cum chum

(n) When, before going out to the local gay club, a man rubs one out and lets a little bit of the ejaculate dry on an article of clothing. The smell is instantly noticed by the heightened senses of the patrons at the bar and he is now their prey.

Friend 1: "Dude, why am I so popular in here tonight?"
Friend 2: "It's because of the cum chum on your jeans!"
Friend 1: "That's all it takes? Guess I'll use some cum chum in the future!"

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chum bucker

A tiny pube feeling homosapien who at the same time feeling scrawny allso feels like there is more to his life.

Court was feeling chum buckerish after he left the bar and reflected about the direction his life was headed.

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Chumming the Water

The beginning of a woman's period, where she begins "spotting."

Girl 1: Oww, I'm starting to get cramps.
Girl 2: Uh oh, you starting your period?
Girl 1: Yeah, do you have a tampon? It looks like I'm chumming the water. Shark week starts real soon!

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