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When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.
It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.
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Formed in 1968 by Clevland legend Paul Brown, the Bengals have a history of losing that they are trying to turn around. After a few playoff berths in the 1970s, the team had some amazing runs in the 1980s. They made the Super Bowl in 1981 and in 1988. Both years they had league leading quarterbacks- Ken Anderson the first time around and later Boomer Esiason. Both years they faced San Francisco for the title. And both years they lost in heartbreaking fashion. In 1990, the Bengals made the playoffs, and several months later, Paul Brown died. His son, Mike, ruined the franchise for many years. During the 1990s, this hapless team was nicknamed the 'Bungles' for their poor play on the field. In recent years, Brown appears to have gotten sick of losing. In 2005, the Cincinnati Bengals finally broke their steak of 14 straight years of missing the playoffs. Led by a young core, included quarterback carson Palmer, they made the playoffs, but were bounced in the first round by the champion Steelers.
"And Joe Montana has done it again! For the second time in his career, he has organized a fourth quarter comeback to beat the Cincinnati Bengals in the Super Bowl."
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1. A large university near the city of Cincinnati that has a disproportionately high number of ugly female students.
2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.
3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.
4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.
5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.
If you're looking for a safe, lackluster, conservative college experience, then University of Cincinnati is the perfect college for you!
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Close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer. However, this variation involves the consumption of a 3 day old large log of feces.
A super obese woman treated me to the contents of her bowels after I asked for a Cincinnati Fatty.
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When you take a dump in someones mouth and then they procede to give you a blow job
I heard she likes Cincinnati Corndogs??? Thats nasty!!
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). You cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"
The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
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