religious right

The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.

Fuckin' A Batman! Fuckin' A!

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Arizona

The best state in the country that is east of California, while also being west of New Mexico and south of Utah.

Yep Arizona.

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heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

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Play a game of Cornhole

Cornholing (See cornhole)

Hey gang, let's go play a game of cornhole.

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Soy Raul

1) An exclamation to be made at any random time.
2) An exclamation to be made when one sees an attractive female.
(Derived from a series of videos from Pace and Baier's ninth grade Spanish class)

1) Soy Raul!
2) Soy Raul!!

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Hippy

When spelled with a capital H this is the proper name for a magical asexual being who travels the world spreading joy, but possessing absolutely no genitalia.

Yeah, god damn Hippy, he sure hates Baier.

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Vulcan heil

To make the Nazi "heil" while one's fingers on the heiling hand form the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign from Star Trek.

Vulcan heil, Vulcan heil.

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