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Alt girl that wears necklaces that look like dog collars. They always have daddy issues, wear too much makeup, have horrendous "alt" hair cuts and dyes, and smell like cigarettes.
cade: yo U seen that dog collar bitch over there?
aaron: yea she used to be sexy as fuck
jacob: nasty ass dog collar smells like my grandmas house
ki: I love dog collar bitches!
aaron: stfu ki
jacob: ur black
aaron: BRING BACK VSCO BITCHES, IM TIRED OF THESE DOG COLLAR BITCHES.
cade: ong
jacob: fr
An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.
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a blue collar guy is someone who does work on the side of his usual job for a little extra cash.
"Jeremy's dad works for the Teamsters Union, but sometimes on the side he pours concrete cause he is good at it.. and he makes like $1,000 a job.. Now thats a blue collar guy!"
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Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.
No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
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Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.
"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."
In a business environment, everyone plays their roles as designed and expected.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
Yurk: Hey, how is that RFP you are working on, I know it has been taking up alot of your time.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
To pimp and/or being a player. Showin' off after workin' it.
"Now every since I could remember I been poppin my collar
Every since I could remember I been working this hoes
And they betta put my money in my hand" -- Three 6 Mafia
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