Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

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Help Computer

A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.

I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*

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computer camp

rehab for drugs/alcohol/pills

Boss: "You've really turned it up a notch in the last six months. At this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. What happened?"

Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."

Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."

Stu: "Uh, yeah."

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Computer Ji

computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.

Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.

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computer geek

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult

Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf

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Windows Computer

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.

Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.

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computer whore

Someone who is a slave to their computer most likely with high speed internet connection.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.

Me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- checking my countless email boxes

(5 minutes later)

me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs

(5 minutes later)

me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!

Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.

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