Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

Covid Whore

A girl who does not care who she hangs around during quarantine, and meets with all her friends without a mask.

ME:{On phone} Hey Josh, should I invite Michelle over?

Josh: NOO! She's a total covid whore, she literally gives no shits about who and how she meets with people.

COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.

WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.

COVID-10011

This is how AI folks prefer to communicate numerically to each other when referring to Covid-19.

Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.

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COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

Covid-snapped

When someone snaps because of being quarantined due to Covid-19.

"Hey Amy, my client just Covid-snapped on my ass because I took her temperature"!!!

boneless covid

when you have covid-19 symptoms but test negative

Bitch idc if you got boneless covid, stay the fuck home