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A monstocity from Japan back in WW2. She was being tested as a secret spy by acting like an annoying singing texan girl in the United States do discover the secret military action in order to gain the USA's intellegence. Sadly, the US dropped the Atomic bomb in Hiroshima during the experiment. With everyone dead, nothing could stop the horrific machine from breaking loose over Japan. With the power of Immortality, she destroyed Nagasaki (The US took the credit since we were the cool guys in ww2) with her horrible singing. the death toll was in the millions. With 2 of the most important Japanese cities destryed, she transformed into a submarine and landed in the US in 1962. 20 or so years later, she killed a baby inside a womb and called the womb her home. She was "Born" and became to be what is now knows as Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna
You hear the legend about Miley Cyrus?
Yeah, but the goverment said it isnt true.
God damnit im going to figure out the story beihnd Miley if its the last thing i do!
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Where do i start,
- first of all she is a role model to many kids
- attracts 6-12 year old (these kids look up to her).. they need to stop though
- if these kids look up to her they will be a stripper by the age 16, won't be a virgin at 16 either
- the show 16 and pregnant would get there own channel because they would have soooo many girls to put on it
- the future generation in life will be a disaster, by this time it won't even be needed to put on clothes.. a bra and a thong would be appropriate to go hang out in, go shopping, and much more
- it would be normal for 16 year olds to have babies at that point yes BABIESSS (see the s)
16 year old kid: mommy
mom: yesss
16 year old: i am pregnant
mom: i told you not to look up to miley cyrus
16 year old: i don't want a baby i am too young
mom: you should of listened to me
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The girl you see licking hammers in every Walmart you go to.
Yo, that girl, she lick like Miley Cyrus
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The guitarist and singer of pop-punk musical sensation Metro Station from Los Angeles, California, USA.
Some people he looks like a horse, but really he god-damn gorgeous.
Has been known for playing shows with his guitar unplugged then blaming it on his technician.
He is the half-brother to Miley, Brandi, Noah and Braison Cyrus and adopted son to Billy-Ray Cyrus.
Has phenomenal amount of tattoos and piercings. Wears the same stripy vest most days when he's on tour.
Interviewer: So Trace do you think you're a good role-model to your teenage idols?
Trace Cyrus: Well no because I go around in the same outfit day after day wearing only black jeans and a stripy vest and these kids should so not be doing that, for real right.
Interviewer: Earlier this year you said you wanted your success and fame to be nothing to do with your sister's fame and fortune and now you're doing a world-tour with her. Would you call yourself a bull shitter Trace?
Trace: Yes I think so, for real you know, right?
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Some chick who got her fame on the Disney Channel. She's more commonly known as Hannah Montana and is much worse of a musical artist than her father Billie Ray Cyrus. Unlike Billie boy though she does NOT actually preform at her concerts she merely walks around stage holding a mic to her mouth and lip syncs. She is loved by 11-16 year old girls (and some guys) who haven't ever heard real music. She is known to have once dated Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers, who again are another Disney Channel band who don't actually play the music they claim to, they just pretend.
11 year old girl with no life: Hey did you here the new Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus song on the Disney Channel?!?!?
Straight guy of any age: No I haven't because I listen to real music and I don't watch the Disney Channel. Did you hear Marilyn Manson's new single on the radio?
11 year old girl with no life: Who?
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Miley Cyrus's new song: Can't be tamed
" For those who don't know me, I can get a bit crazy
Have to get my way, 24 hours a day
'Cause I'm hot like that
Every guy everywhere just gives me mad attention
Like I'm under inspection, I always get the 10s
'Cause I'm built like that
I go through guys like money flyin' out their hands
They try to change me but they realize they can't
And every tomorrow is a day I never planned
If you're gonna be my man, understand
Chorus
I can't be tamed, I can't be saved
I can't be blamed, I can't, can't
I can't be tamed, I can't be changed
I can't be saved, I can't be (can't be)
I can't be tamed"
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Miley Ray Cyrus (born November 23, 1992) is an American pop singer, songwriter and television and film actress who rose to fame after starring as the title character in the Disney Channel series Hannah Montana. Following the success of Hannah Montana, a soundtrack CD was released in October 2006 featuring Cyrus on eight songs from the show. Cyrus's solo music career began with the release of her debut album, Meet Miley Cyrus on June 23, 2007, which included her first top ten single, "See You Again". Cyrus's second album, Breakout, released on July 22, 2008, was her first album independent of the Hannah Montana franchise. Both albums debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200. Cyrus's first extended play, The Time of Our Lives, was released on August 28, 2009. The lead single from the EP, "Party in the U.S.A.", became Cyrus's highest charting and Hollywood Records's fastest selling single, reaching number two in the Billboard Hot 100 and the top ten in various nations.
"Miley Cyrus was awesome tonight!"
"Miley Cyrus is the best thing that came out of Disney Channel."
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