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Said by the greatest tag team in wrestling
Did you see Jake Cage and Jay Evans last night
Yeah they were legend wait for it dairy
When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
When someone says something VERY VERY cheesy.
When I saw the Valentines day section at the store, I said "That's alot of dairy" ( It was very cheesy)
Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.
A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”
A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”