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System Data

Something that only gives me more reasons to switch to linux

macOS: beep boop retarted OS sounds system data 100,000,000 TB size, please buy new computer

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024


data-fast

a elite german wordhacker

data-fast owned you

by shean September 4, 2003


Data Piggy

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024


logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John February 5, 2012


data wolf

A secret information eating monster that lives deep on the dark web and continually uses algorithms to make its victims go crazy or become so obsessed with their devices that they completely disconnect with the physical reality.

That data wolf keeps eating all the data. I wonder what it will do with it all?

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022


take that for data

To not have pedegree over coach pop.

i want ice cream, my mom is not gon' rook us!! Take that for DATA! *slams table*

by Coach pop April 26, 2017


spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.

The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data

by honneamise April 14, 2021