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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022


ur daughter an otter

The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.

Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*

by Big tits dayle March 30, 2018


Carpool Daughter

When you are carpooling with someone, and one of you gets pregnant with a girl

I think I made a carpool daughter on my way to work.

by Caleb Omar December 11, 2024


daughter of chaos

a bad ass bitch

I always look down proudly at my daughter of chaos when she kicks someone in the face

by xcm,.dslkafmds January 26, 2022


Warden's daughter

A princess with a face only a mother could love, and a mouth that inspires nothing but resentment in and between others.

If you weren't the warden's daughter, boys wouldn't be going to the yard for no reason. Have you delivered one of your special executions lately Percy?

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021


Pastor's Daughter

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.

Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!

by tomthetank June 7, 2024


Chantelle daughter

Amy is on love with Deklen (Chantelle daughter)
Deklen is not in love with Amy (steve's son)
Amy loves to make stuff about Deklen (Steve's son

Amy(Chantelle daughter) loves Deklen and wants to fuck him in the bum

by Sheck2Trappy November 10, 2021