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demon milk

It’s milk but from a demon

I heard there’s demon milk sale

by Demon Milk January 4, 2021


semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 12, 2003

526πŸ‘ 194πŸ‘Ž


Vagina Demons

A Demon, that lives inside a womans vagina and prevents her from having intercourse. Often by ripping off the male's penis and devouring it in the most bloody and violent way imaginable. Twice as bad as The BME Pain Olympics.

Don't touch Jade, she has Vagina Demons.

by Pocket-Rocket April 5, 2009

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Butt Demon

A giant shit that you almost can't get out. It's like giving birth through your asshole. Usually it tears the anal ring and you bleed. And sometimes the demon can infect the wound. The only way to prevent these demons from occurring is through anal exercises.

"RELEASE THE BUTT DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FatJackson September 26, 2009

30πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Demon Time

After 12 in the morning, saying β€œits demon time” is another word of saying you’re horny.

Him: β€œIts Demon Time”
Her: What does that mean?
Him: Basically saying im horny but without actually saying it.

by TOP4 May 28, 2020

261πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

41πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


demonic possession

in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.

The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.

As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.

Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.

Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?

Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?

Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!

Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.

by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž