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When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.
Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!
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When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.
Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.
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Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...
This can also become an Air Raid
Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night
Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?
Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...
Gal: Can i try it?
Guy: Do you have a Penis?
Gal: NO WTF!
Guy: Then What do you think...?
Gal: Damn!
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This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.
Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.
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The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.
I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.
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When a man (Gary George) ejaculates into a girls armpit, then licks it back out.
Lad, I pit dived ya ma last night
Pit diving
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To look for something in a really messy closet.
I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.
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