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Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.
Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.
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Also known as an 'inverted glass bottom boat.' This is when you encounter a girl who is so slutty that vaginal intercourse is completely out of the question. In fact, her level of whore-ness is so great that you have to worry about the disease and infestation that has made its way to her anal-cavity. One condom will not suffice with this bitch, and the risk of breaking a condom while double bagged is too great, so the only viable option is to lay a piece or saran wrap over her asshole before proceeding with insertion. This added layer of protection will help protect against most unwanted diseases.
That bitch was so dirty I had take the Great Glass Elevator all the way to the top!
Bitch ain't gonna shit right after I get off the Great Glass Elevator.
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When someone is in a huge fit of nerd rage, they spew random words that really don't mean anything.
Player #1: Damn Patrick is snappin
Nerd #1: OMFG noons haxxor!!!!
Player#1: Haha he sure is
Nerd#1: OMG BOOT him BOOT Him
Player #1: HAHA
Nerd #1: Don't I need him to stack the elevator?
Player #1 "Time to stack the elevators" /dunkindonuts man
shittier music for people that want the REAL music and it is the hip hop music that is the real music
why can't this fuckin store turn off this shitty elevator music and put it on 94.5 instead of this boring crap
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A fantastic song by a fantastic band named stars.
manda:"alex, lets jam out to elevator love letter"
alex:"word up."
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a booty you can only rub up and down b/c its flat.
a normal booty you can rub down and you cup it snd caress it.
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