fair and balanced

What you say when whatever you are doing is really not fair or balanced.

Jon: I'll give you a dollar for hoodie, fair and balanced.
Ron: Hell no!

Bill O'Reilly: Fox News. Fair and balanced.
Half the country: Yea!! They took our jerbs! Don't tread on me, towelheads!

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Cedar Fair

Thinks they're better than Six Flags. Which they probably are.

Cedar Fair ruined Geuga Lake blah blah...

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fair shake

Meaning that when one does something for a period of time to see if it is right for themselves to use/do.

Also potentially meaning a period of time given to an event or person in regards to actions.

I gave Carl a fair shake in being my friend. He blew it.

I went to the gym for three months, I gave it a fair shake.

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fair nuff

Your opinion is wrong, but proving it will take so long and accomplish so little that I'm not going to bother. Usually said with a shrug or to end the conversation.

A: I think the Miami Heat will win the NBA championship this year.
B: Fair nuff <shrug>.

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Fair to midland

The most amazing band in the world. Darroh Sudderth's voice has been known to make women orgasm, and make angels and grown men cry.

"Dude why are your eyes so red?"
"I was crying"
"Ha! You pussy!"

*Plays Fair to midland*
*Other man starts sobbing*

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fair baked

when you are being affected by drugs such as marijuana, alcohol, or adrian reinboth

X: oh man we got fair baked last night
Y: yea well SO DID YA MUM with me in the caravan while she baked me some cookies!
X: ...AH YEAH

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Fair Enuf

When your statement is correct but the other person’s statement is also correct is Fair Enuf.

“Is that fruit yogurt?” “No It’s strawberry yogurt” “Fair Enuf”

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