the high sodium content of cat treats
i'd better not feed tiddles any more treats today, i don't want felix salt to affect her cells' osmotic uptake :(
When you become a gay furry, that draws furry porn and sells roblox exploits to pay for his CSGO gambling habits.
also you smoke pot and can't drive yet because they refuse to get their licences.
Black people sometimes pull a felix, after watching too much naurato.
yo, He Pulled a felix!!!!
He's Pulling a felix
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When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.
Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"
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A famous philosopher, he raised over 100 k and donated it to blm. He also have some famous lookalikes: pewdiepie, Poppy Harlow, Poppy Smoria etc.
"Do you know who Felix Kjellberg is?"
"Yeah the philosopher"
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When a man called Felix sucks and licks your ass after you took a big dump. It fells like you get fucked in the ass, but you dont. The most important thing during dirty Felix is to listen to the Mia Khalifa song, Because Felix likes it!
Yesterday i did the dirty Felix with Julian
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you should follow felix..kranken πΌπ
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Felix Lee is a little cutie from the south korean boygroup called Stray Kids ( otherwise known as rookie kings) , has a deep ass satan voice and is probably dating Chan, Jisung and Changbin at the same time.
My bias in stray kids is Felix Lee cause he's an adorable lil' fluff who's also a satan's secret son.
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