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a synonym for the NFL Team, the Tennessee Titans. This is due to the fact that their logo bears an uncanny resemblance to a flaming thumbtack. Brought to the mainstream by Gregg Easterbrook, of Tuesday Morning Quarterback fame.
"The Flaming Thumbtacks are gonna go all the way this year with Vince Young leading the way!"
A person so obviously gay that even the gayest of the gay people are like, "OMG!!! Look at him! He's SOOO Flaming Gay!!!!"
Person 1: "Jeesh, Nicholas is so obviously gay it hurts my head!!"
Person 2: " Yeah I know! He's OBVIOUSLY Flaming Gay!!!"
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Who's ever woke up next to a completely ugly troll but still slightly horny? She has that "attached" look in her eyes but you're not a complete asshole so you don't tell her to get the fuck out of your bed. This is the act you take to get her out. An alternative to coyote ugly, safer but still painful, for parting ways.
Step 1: Make sure you always have a bottle of "the hot shit" (Tabasco Sauce, Frank's Red Hot or hotter) next to your bed
Step 2: Say this: "Alright, let me just warm you up."
Step 3: As you move south grab your bottle of "the hot shit" and proceed to douse your tongue with it (this is your sacrifice for the greater good)
Step 4: Lap her pussy like a thirsty dog till "the hot shit" is off your tongue and in her pussy cavity
Step 5: Get the fuck out of her way
If performed properly she will run screaming from your room yelling "IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT!" directly into your front door knocking herself out from the impact.
Step 6: Lock your door and go back to sleep
Roommate: "What the fuck is this bitch doing passed out by the front door?"
You: (yelling from your bed) "Oh that bitch? I gave her the flaming impact and she must still be unconscious. Take care of that for me."
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A girl is giving a guy head and the guy blows his load right in her mouth.. After that hit that bitch in the back of the head causing her to choke on the nut and shoot it out of her nose.
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A flaming Mustacheio is when you are having sex with a girl and you light there pubic hair on fire, and eat them out. This works better if you have a mustache and even better if it is a handlebar mustache.
I gave Janet a Flaming Mustacheio last night. it was flipping narly!
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When you light a piece of paper on fire and toss it in a vagina wait exactly two minutes then piss on the paper to cool off the vagina and put the fire out
Jeff: did you hear that Brandon did the flaming pocket
Shane: No why
Jeff: He waited two minutes and five seconds .....
Shane: My gosh
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When you put Hot sauce on the tip of the condom before you fuck a bitch
I got that bitch good, I got her with the flamming arrow and he pussy was burning
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