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A fried food item made from sheep balls. Sometimes referred to as Sheep Fries or, partly erroneously, Rocky Mountain Oysters/Mountain Oysters. Popular among farmers who have nothing better to do with piles of testicles from neutered domestic lambs. Featured in the Chevy Chase film "Funny Farm" and in the Discovery Channel television show Dirty Jobs.
How to make:
1. Invert lamb
2. Make small incision in scrot
3. Use front teeth to squeeze balls from scrot (think of squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out or popping a candy from it's wrapper) and subsequently rip them out. Teeth method preferred because it leaves hands free to secure lamb.
4. Wash balls thoroughly
5. Boil until tender (30 to 45 minutes)
6. Roll balls in batter of your choice or roll in egg then bread crumbs
7. Heat about 3/4 inch of vegetable oil to 370 degrees in frying pan
8. Fry until light brown
9. Let cool on a wire rack until ready to consume
Guy: Hey man, you've gotta try these Lamb Fry things I got from my cousin, they're super fire!
Dude: Those are sheep balls, dipshit. I'm not eating those.
Guy: SICK! *guy heaves up lamb fries*
Note: A lamb fry is a rocky mountain oyster but a rocky mountain oyster is not necessarily a lamb fry.
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Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola
DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.
Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.
Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.
This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.
The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.
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The chips (aka fries) that you find at the bottom of the McDonalds bag when you take your food out.
"Ok, here's your burger and your fries - hey there's like 5 free fries at the bottom of the bag. Sweet mate!"
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to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.
i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.
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Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.
Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.
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v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.
"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."
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Yet another term to described how high you're feeling.
Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried
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