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One of the infamously worst graphics cards ever made, running at an amazing 5 fps on Grand Theft Auto 5 with lowest settings at 720p.
Chad: DUUUDE I GOT A NEW COMPUTER!
Dave: Nice, what's in it?
Chad: Core 2 duo with a nvidia geforce gt 210!
Dave: You fucking idiot.
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the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while playing a video game and to name just a few: Halo, COH, FIFA and MMORPGS
Having similarity to the most publicized Tourette Syndrome "Coprolalia", the phrases uttered by a gamer with GTS do not necessarily reflect the thoughts or opinions of the person.
While playing a video game, the gamer's character suddenly gets ambushed/attacked, dies, or was faced with something unexpected and utters an obscene words such as "F*ck! or B!tch!
Example: The house is quiet and the roommate is playing a video game while wearing his headphones so he wouldn't disturb the other people in the house
In the living room:
Gamer: (out loud) "F*******CK!!!"
At the dining table:
Non-Gamer 1 (Guest): (startled) what? what just happened?
Non-Gamer 2: "oh it's nothing, he just have Gamer's Tourette Syndrome (GTS) when he plays his video games."
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The best Mercedes, change my mind
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is the best Mercedes
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Dragon ball gt is the number one ranked show/anime in the entire world, out of 7 billion votes, dragon ball GT managed to get 6,999,999,999 votes, the one person who didn't vote for it goes by the name smitty, but its 6 million to 1 so it doesn't matter, super saiyan 4 is also the best transformation which as you guessed it happens in GT the best show.
How the fuck am I supposed to use that in a sentence (dragon ball gt ranking)
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Single handedly one of the best cars kn the planet. I love you R32.
Person 1: Is that a BMW?
Person 2: No, you unseasoned cabbage, it is a Nissan Skyline GT-R R32 😍
A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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