Houston, we've had a problem here

Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.

Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

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if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

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that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.

Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan

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My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

Have you ever had a dream

The phrase "have you ever had a dream" is a quote from the Disney animated film Hercules. At around the 26 minute mark in the movie, Hercules says to Phil:

"Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted so bad, you'd do anything?"

he movie came out in 1997. According to KnowYourMeme the video originates from an interview in 1999. It is entirely possible the child saw and loved Hercules, and wanted to share his favorite, inspiring quote from his favorite movie.

"Have you ever had a dream? Something so bad, you'd do anything?"

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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this