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used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.
I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.
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A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.
Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.
A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.
-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
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1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.
My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.
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So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
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The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;
Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!
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slang for jack in the boxes (in California). coined by some ballers one day after school.
MAN i'm soooo hungry!. I THINK IMA GO MOBB TO JACK-N-IT-OFF.
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