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Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.
Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.
My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.
similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.
bob dole is also known as jag dole!
Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration
I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag
1. To continue to live one's life as an adventurer and a risk-taker. To remain jagged.
2. A modern alternative to the phrase hang-loose.
Dudebrah 1: Alright, I'm gonna scoot. Stay jagged, man.
Dudebrah 2: Will do, Dan.
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Jared: I'll keep around my hiker chick as long as she stays jagged.