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A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?
I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.
Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.
Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!