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When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
Another word for bacon
Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!
Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.
Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.
When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument
“drop her jerky butt!”