Kit Connor

My husband,

Kit Connor is Mello’s bf

Anyway his golden brown hair and the beautiful freckles on his perfect face

Someone:”Hey do you know Kit Connor?”
Someone else:”Oh you mean Mello’s boyfriend.”

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kit and caboodle

An ass and vaginal region

"I got busy with your moms and got all juicy in her kit and caboodle."

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Dirty Kit

The act of naming deviant sexual acts after members of your family in the hope of gaining a cheap laugh

Damn that guy was trying to pull a dirty Kit on me, so I had to give him a dirty Henry

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Kits or Rips

To tell someone to piss off (kits) or they will start a fight with you (Rips).
The word 'kits' can also mean 'give it back' or 'shove off'.

John 'Hey what the fuck Dave your in my chair, Kits or Rips buddy'

Shaun 'Whoever has my pen kits'

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Lift kit

When a short person wears tall shoes to compensate for their height.

She ain’t tall she is short, did you see the lift kit she had?

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full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

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Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.

Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.

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