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A particarly flabby female genetalia.
Going down on her was like eating a badly filled kebab.
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A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.
Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.
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A phrase used to describe a ladies messy fanny flaps
Fucked this bitch yesterday it looked like a poorly packed kebab
A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
eat/lick/nibble sum1z fanny/clit
aw sxc can i munch ya kebab plz
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When a woman's genitals resemble that of a Doner kebab. Popular with the more sexually active women, it looks as tho she hasn't been "packed" properly and as a result "bits" are falling out.
Zach: Hey man! How did you go with Shiniqua last night? You know everyone has had her yeah?
Kynan: I believe it bro, she has the worst Un-packed kebab i have ever seen!
Zach: How bad was it?
Kynan: Dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!
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