Ketchup Poopsicle

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.

Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."

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Ass Ketchup

When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.

Wow man you really got some Ass Ketchup. It's staining through your pants.

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ketchup drool

what runs out of the corner of ones mouth while eating a chick during her period

Dud l had the ketchup drool going last night, Bev was on the rag

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Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

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ketchup and dumplings

Eating a girl out on her period

Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?

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Ketchup-Fingers

Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.

John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"

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white ketchup

Ranch dressing. Pacific Northwest slang coined by Matt Manning

“Can we get a side of Ranch Dressing please?”
“Don’t you mean White Ketchup?”

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