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A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.
The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.
Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.
Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
Dirty Loops checked Urban Dictionary when they wrote their song of the same name and it didn't have a definition, so it now means anything in regards to being obsessed with the band Dirty Loops.
Have you heard of the band Dirty Loops? I just heard about them and I'm totally bitten by the kitten. I've been listening to them non-stop!
The life of a girl dreaming whom dosent want to face reality also known as Peter Pan Syndrome.
im sad I want to live the kitten Life
kittehs that look really cute and snuggly. often curled up into a ball with a cute little smile on their face
Oh hay dude did you see that snuggly kitten lyin on the couch? thing is so damn cuddly!
When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.
my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!
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When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.
"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."
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