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Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
Me: Yo long josh are you good ?
Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up
MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?
Lex: why?
MICAH: my dunkers knee !
*lex pulls over the vehicle*
MICAH: yo lex letโs dunk for the snap
Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up
MICAH: my fault woe, feel better
Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.
"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"
The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.
Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.
She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.
Dave: What the fuck is that?
Sally: What?
Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.
Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?
Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..
*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees
A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate
Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/
The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ด. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.
Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.
The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.
I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?