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Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.
Also known as twat lanterns.
There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps
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(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.
Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer
That girl just whispered to that wild lamp. She must be a lamp whisperer.
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A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
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A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.
It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.
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The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....
I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice
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Putting a lampshade on your head while having sex
Dan: let's lamp
Tegan: *puts lampshade on head*
Dan: *lamps tegan*
Tegan: we're lamping!
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A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.
So what happened at the party?
Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL
OMG! she is such a lamp bender...
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