Lazy friend

A friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. I.E., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at ALL, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.

I texted Ariana four times today and all she wrote back was "ok".

Me: HI! How are you? Did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
Lazy Friend: Hi. No.
Me: You SUCK at communications, PS.
Lazy Friend: *crickets*

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lazy toucan

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.

...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.

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lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

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Lazy Sperm

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

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lazy bum

1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally sleeps all day, doesnt change out of pjs till the afternoon, takes hours to text back, and basically does nothing all day

Wow have you guys heard about that girl Brittany Morgan? I heard is a lazy bum, all she does is sleep all day long.

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lazy slut

a woman that has all the intentions of being a slut, but does not act on said intentions.

Laura keeps talking that smack, but really she's just a lazy slut.

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lazy web

Asking others online to do your Googling for you.

Q: "Does anyone know what day Thanksgiving is this year?"
A: "Lazy web says Google it yourself."

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