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Maya is the abbreviation for Mum ate my arse. It’s basically when your mum eats your arse, enough said
Bro last night was so good when maya.
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Mayas are usually the best type of girl to be around. They are super kind, pretty, sometimes insecure, and can be rude at times, but her awesome personality makes up for it. You’ll usually catch her catching up on animes, mangas, or her favorite youtubers. You can also find her playing outside with her neighbors and friends, or online gaming on Roblox or Minecraft. She’s super smart, and has a great sense of style. She’s most compatible with people who’s name starts with Z, T, K, M, J, R, and C.
Girl1: Damn she’s getting along with everyone, who is that?
Girl2: Oh her? That’s Maya, she’s such an angel.
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Peasant my peasant child forever
Maya is Coopers peasant she lost at crazy eights so she now belongs to me!
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A Monday where everything goes wrong. Inspired by the episode of the British Soap Opera Coronation Street in which the characters Dev and Sunita are kidnapped and locked in burning building by Dev's ex girlfriend Maya Sharma on a Monday
I had an absolute Maya last week. I broke my leg, lost my debit card and my rash started eczema itching again
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A bitch you shouldn’t fuck with....period
Guy: aye did you hear what maya did to the girl that was talking shit about her
Girl: oh yeah..maya’s a real bad ass...ha ass fat too😍
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Maya is an amazing intelligent women. And you would be so lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She is often shy around her crushs and goes for the dark skinned guys. If u ever get a maya don't leave her damn you are lucky.
Aiden: I asked maya out and she said yes
Me:damn you are so lucky don't leave her
Aiden: Im not had a crush on her for ages
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A girl that loves a tik toker called Chase Hudson (lilhuddy) more than anything else on this world also too obsessed with him to a level you can not take it anymore.
Chase Hudson: hi
Maya: OMG OMG OMG HE NOTICED ME I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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