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A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.
Damn that Mac and Cheesus was divine!
When you put the drug Molly into a Big Mac, eat it, then once you are high you put your fist in someones anus
I’m going to Molly Mac my girlfriend tonight
a mcdonalds hamburger with lettuce and big mac sauce
true story.. i was in line at mcdonalds and a black guy was ordering.. he asked for the following" i'd like a cheesburger with big mac sauce and lettuce" the stunned looking burger girl disappeared for a moment.. said something to the manager and filled the mans order just like he asked and history was made.. the "Nig Mac" was born!
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"Club Mac" is the name given to Macquarie University, Sydney, Australia\ by students of other Universities in the city. The nickname is an allusion to Club Med, and refers to the fact that students at Macquarie enjoy longer semester holidays than students at other universities. This, however, is due to the fact that students at Macquarie Uni do not have pre-exam study breaks (Study Vacation) as all other universities do.
"We have to go back to uni tommorow. Not like those bastards at Club Mac. They've still got another week off!"
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The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.
"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"
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Smart people who know that PCs are better than macs. These people realized that PCs give better performance at a lower price, with more customizability and features.
Mac user: Just got the new MacBook pro for $1000, too bad it can only play potato games
Mac haters: But my 2 in 1 pc for $700 can play most games at mid settings
Mac user: but can it run OSX
Mac haters: I could, by why would I want to.
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(1) A girl that is seen with alot of different guys in a short period of time but not having sex with all them looking as a whore or hoe. (2) a girl that likes to masturbate and be masturbated.
Wayne: Yo' man look there she goes again with another guy, I wonder if they fucked?
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.
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