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a college student who has been awake for six days and can still think circles around business majors
oh shit, i was gonna open a business but then an art major figured out how to do it easier, faster and prettier in twenty minutes.
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1. One who went to college to major in English.
2. One who corrects your pronunciation of anything you say.
1. What are you goin to major in? "English."
2. Kara- It's 'electricity', not 'electwicity', you idiot!
Shawn- Shut up! English Major...
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An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.
I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.
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Elusive 'rule' or 'law' that can be invoked to carry through the will of the majority. The last word in all decision making processes, whether this be in persuading others to go on a lovely trip to the park, or something altogether more serious. If the majority of people agree about something, e.g. going to the park, and someone says 'Majority Rules' then everyone must do what the majority want. In the same way, can also be used to prove or disprove facts (however ridiculous), in that if the majority agree that something is true/untrue then it is true/untrue - the 'rule' is thus useful for winning arguments where you know others will agree with you.
Arguably pretty much just democracy distilled to the level of petty playground rivalry.
I couldn't be sacked going to the park man, but Mike and that Majority Rules'd me so I had to go.
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An oxymoron.
Bub: What is a silent majority?
Loko: An oxymoron
Bub: Oh really, why?
Loko: Think about it. How can a majority be silent? Would that not also imply there is a loud minority? Not strictly speaking, but by definition, a crowd of a thousand people cannot be more silent than a few individuals. Therefore it is an oxymoron.
Bub: So what you are saying is that a silent majority is seemingly silent, but has all the traits of a majority?
Loko: Exactly. However because it's an oxymoron, it is only to be used under specific contexts such as the majority of students attending a zoom lecture that vote on polls but don't ever talk. It has also been used as a misnomer intended to magnify a population group to make it appear bigger than it really is. In the second case, it is the 'majority' part that is meant to elude, while 'silent' implies that there is another group in comparison: the supposedly "loud" group which turns out to be the true majority group.
Bub: The second use-case sounds a bit sus.
Loko: Yes, essentially it is double-speak.
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A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.
My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.
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a college student who's probably a complete nerd and never goes out on weekends. Because of the tough classes they have to take, they're forced to have very little social life if they want to graduate with good grades. However, along with some finance majors, they are the only people in your school's business department that are smart and not complete cocksuckers.
I was in the School of Business building today, and I met these three students. Two of them were a business major and a marketing major, both of which would suck my dick in a second if it helped them get ahead. But the third guy was an accounting major, who was kinda nerdy but he was really awesome.
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