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Spanish poor lady selling some dutty old rugs on the side of the road.
Maria: Come buy my dutty rugs! I'm poor!
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Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
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jana ang dania and joyce freind and also likes flirting with boys
maria is jana joyce and dania freind
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Maria is a word which is used to describe a woman that is extremely hostile, and will stop at nothing to take out her enemy. They often think they are better than others. This rush of extreme arrogance proves to be their downfall, as their plans usually fail. A Maria is not to be confused with the common name Maria
“Woah this chick tried to get you expelled because she doesn’t like you? She sounds like a total maria” Said Jonathon
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Ugly ass Mexican chick that has no part in her hair and thinks she's amazing.
Guy1: Hey is that a Maria?
Ben: yeah it must be she's shorter then me with her boots on.
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She is a girl who we can kill when we get 100 signatures. She has a tiny wee wee. She has a very serious medical condition where she cant go more than 2 minutes without sucking dick. She likes Panic at the disco. She is married to Brendon Urie.
She protecc
she attacc
but most imporantly
she dick succ.
Maria sucked jaylins dick last night.
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