A day of celebration with the girl you like the most
Andrew: you see Annalisa over there?
Frank: Yeah? Why?
Andrew: I want to spend May 15 with her.
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National take a picture with your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You have to take a picture with your boyfriend/girlfriend no matter what π€
Guy-Hey letβs take a picture
Girl-is it may 30
Guy- yep national take a picture with your girlfriend day
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National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
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When the cutest girl was born ππ
She was def born on May 28th sheβs so hottt
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birthdate of a sexy beast
"hey did you see that girl pass us"
"yeah i hear her birthdays may 17th"
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May 12th is that date of which the best party's every year are thrown, each may 12th you or one of your friends must host a rager.
Are you going to any party's tomorrow?
No why?
Its may 12, national party day.
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The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"
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