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you need medical attention?

If a furry asks you this, and say yes, you agree to a blowjob, rough anal sex session or a ride session
example seen below

"You need medical attention?" - Furry
"Yea im Bleeding" - Soldier
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by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 31, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students]

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.


Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?

by Damn I told u. August 11, 2008

119๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rambo Medics Field Trainees

Rambo Medics Field Trainees
Aka RMFT
this is an online xbox 360 clan with an evergrowing population of rambo medics, the founder RoXoR n00b, started off this craze for a laugh but it is now a worldwide phenominon

RoXoR n00b: hey i'm in a clan
A7555: oh oh can i join
RoXoR n00b: no, Rambo medics field trainees will not allow it
A7555: why the fuck not
RoXoR n00b: the council of the rambo medics hates you
A7555: your such fucking jerk you know that

by Rambo Medic May 3, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

A school in Baltimore, MD full of people so stupid, it's amazing they are able to dress themselves in the morning. Too crowded hallways, with people stopping to talk to someone they saw just 5 minutes ago, making you late for your class ('cause they can't hear "excuse me!" or they just don't care). Where people in the class don't do their work and 5 minutes before it's due, they ask to see your paper, but even you don't know what's going on because 90% of the class was talking about stupid shit and you couldn't hear the teacher. In other words, if you really want to learn something, don't come here. If you made the mistake of applying here, ha good luck.

You: What high school do you go to?

Me: Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

You: what? where's that?

Me: Hell

by AngelDoll August 12, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School

A really badass public, charter, high school located in the not-so-badass town of Meridian, Idaho. It offers a high school education centered around a career in healthcare. Students recieve multiple certifications and college credit. Its staffed by a wonderful group of teachers and filled with hardworking students. Abbreviated MMACHS. Represent.

Guy 1: Hey did you know Joe went to Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School!?
Guy 2: No! Does he wanna be a doctor or somethin'!?
Guy 1: Hell yes! Wish I could be like Joe...

by mmachsawesomeness September 13, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE

your name is dallas and your fucking dead

"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.

by (๏ฝก-_-๏ฝก) February 1, 2023