sidefx

The name of the first person who obtained the forth ability unlocked in humans at Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska in 1942. See Tarkmount Medical Research Facility for more info.

Background
Initially the third ability was supposed to be a high power laser beam that projects from ones index finger to make coal mining less dangerous and eliminate the gender gap for miners, making men and women equally efficient. Although this was a success, the side effect was the ability to channel sexual energy into the tips of ones fingers. When touching another person with a finger tip, that person would begin to be sexually aroused. The more finger tips applied, the more aroused the person would get. (It is advised that the thumb be applied last since that is what triggers the orgasm). This ability could not be used on ones self however, but luckily the first ability makes up for this shortcoming. The side effect of the third ability was so powerful, so intriguing, and so pursued that the first person in history who obtained it was given the name "SIDEFX". SIDEFX was a man who women flocked to from all over the world to experience this revolutionary sexual experience.

1. I urgently need Sidefx to touch me right now, with all his fingers.
2. "Sidefx, can I have your autograph on my leg and be sure to use your finger as the pen."