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When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.
Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.
Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation
After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!
The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.
Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.
If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode
Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.
Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.
Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils
Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils
A photo that was taken when there wasn't enough light and didn't show up properly. Generally webcam pictures.
'I tried taking a photo last night it was a midnight picture :/'