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The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth

Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her

by Johnny-k17 June 4, 2019

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yellow musket

The boner you get when you have to pee really bad.

"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"

"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"

by Theunitologist February 19, 2016


The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 10, 2020


Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

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Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod

I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!

by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025


Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020


Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

by August 10, 2024