Mya is a very feisty little lady, very aggressive and hungry. She doesn’t like you unless you have a dog . She has resting bitch face but tends to fake smile so much that you might never know. She is a tad psychotic, but she will give you all of her love and affection and buy you food. So go get a Mya, because she’s always single and ready to mingle. Hmu son.
Chef 1: wow do u see that little bitchy thing in the corner over there
Babysitter 1: oh yeah that’s mya. She really likes green beans.
A psychotic little lady. Very short. Very aggressive. She likes to cuddle but nobody wants to cuddle with her because they think she’s gonna kill them. Most of the time Mya’s will have resting bitch face. Eats a lot. Likes black coffee and floofy dogs. Only eats vanilla Oreos. Masturbates an unhealthy amount. But you know....they deserve love too. So go get yourself a Mya because they’ll probably buy you food or something
Boy 1: Hey bro, did you see how flat Mya is?
Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉
Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes
Mya is one lazy girl. She sleeps all day and can be very antisocial. She loves to sing but is too shy. She never offers to make a cup of tea to guests unless bribed. Mya can be very spoilt and emotional. She loves her Netflix romantic shows but is scared of boys.
Yo mya clean your room you lazy cow
mya is a beautiful girl. she is fine and sweet, and great at everything she does. especially sports. basketball, volleyball, soccer, u name it, shes taking home gold. you can always trust her. she overthinks alot but she is very kind. her inner beauty matches her outside. if you meet a mya, never let her go. she will be the best thing thats ever happened to you.
mya, you're so pretty!