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Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.
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Mexican NASCAR is when a group of people from a Hispanic background are racing their racing mowers. A racing mower is a lawn mower that has been upgraded so that is can go really fast.
Guy 1: Dude!!! What is that??
Guy 2: It looks like Mexican NASCAR
Guy 1: Oh yea! your right.
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fuckin loser with no life or sense of culture. They posess no real skills in life and it's funny because neither do Nascar drivers. They have no shame in wearing racing jackets to school concert's even though it embarases their kids.
Wow Sammy must get abused at home. I saw his dad wearing a Dale Earnheart jacket. What a bastard. Maybe we should adopt him so we can keep him away from that drunk Nascar fan.
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Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.
I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.
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A Term Used By True Southerners As A Happy Yet Sometimes Drunken Yell Of Happiness Which Means Alot Of Fun Will Be Going Down Or That's Cool. "Woo Nascar" Has Derived Roots From "Hold My Beer" Also A Happy Term Yet Sometimes Bad Things Can Happen When This Term Is Used Such As Injury Or Death.
Hey Boys, I Just Went Through a Huge Mud Hole Woo Nascar!
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The lowest breed of human in the 21st century.
I saw a nascar fan eating out of a trashcan earlier.
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