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A fruit nazi is a big fucking jackass with such a cocky ego, they correct every fucking mistake you fucking do, and fucking make everyone except their fucking superficial friends sound like total pricks, even though they are the real pricks.
Alphonse was such a fruit nazi, that when Jeremiah spelled his name wrong, Alphonse laughed and called Jeremiah a "pricky twiddling."
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Circum-Nazi
Circum Nazi
The Definition of "Circum-Nazi" : The person who performs, advocates,promotes any type of Genital Mutilation made in the following is know as Circum-Nazi.
MGM
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Type 1
Surgical removal of part of the foreskin or the entire foreskin totally
Type 2
Surgical removal of the glans or the shaft of the penis
Type 3
Surgical removal of the testes
Type 4
Cutting of the genital, foreskin, glans , scrotum or make any other harm to the genital (or the surrounding area)
FGM
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Type 1
Excision (removal) of the clitoral hood with or without removal of part or all of the clitoris.
Type 2
Removal of the clitoris together with part or all of the labia minora.
Type 3 (infibulation)
Removal of part or all of the external genitalia (clitoris, labia minora, and labia majora) and stitching and/or narrowing of the vaginal opening leaving a small hole for urine and menstrual flow.
Type 4 (unclassified)
Make any other harm to the genital (or the surrounding area) without a proper medical reason.
NOTE
THERE HAS TO BE A PROPER REASON TO MUTILATE (cut, make harm, alter) the GENITAL.
Cutting of the genital because it reduces the risk of infections, helps to clean IS NOT a PROPER reason to MUTILATE the Genital.
"Proper" means : if it makes harm or if there is a potential threat to the life or organ(s) ex: a cancer , not functioning properly (like if the organ dead) etc.. THEN that's a Proper Reason to Mutilate the Genital.
Meanwhile in America
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"my parents circumcised me when I was a child. I really hate them. damm I wish they kept me intact"
"dude your parents are circum-nazis"
Meanwhile in Africa
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":( I was circumcised by my mother because she believes if I am not men will refuse to marry me"
"that's bullshit I am a man and I don't give a crap about circumcision"
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A member of the Meitei community from Manipur India, who hold Meitei supremacists
views. Cowardly, known for carrying out attacks on women, children and the elderly. Consumes rotten fish called Ngari and swears by its magical powers.
Meitei Leepun, Arambai Tengol are Ngari Nazi
organisations, but Ngari Nazis are known to
operate individually too.
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n. A malicious individual who leaves only one turn of toilet paper on the roll so when you use it you can only make a thin wiping tool, and your finger breaks through and gets shitty
Theres a toilet nazi amongst us and im going to camp the bog until i find the bastard
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A condition in which one makes compulsive and often illegitimate comparisons between political figures or practices of Nazi Germany and current politics.
Coined by Lewis Black on his segment, "Back in Black" in reference to Glenn Beck who frequently compares Obama Administration policies and democratic politicians to policies and figures in Nazi Germany.
See also: Nazi Theory of the Internet
"I can't talk politics with Nancy because she has Nazi Tourettes; no matter what we talk about she always refers to Hitler or Eichmann."
"My post on YouTube was completely overrun by trolls with Nazi Tourettes."
"Those tea partiers and their Nazi Tourettes; look at all those signs with Obama sporting a Hitler stache."
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A person who tries to influence the types of food other people eat, like to eat, or are legally able to eat. Uses propaganda, taxes, statutes, insults, lectures, and other types of persuasive tactics to achieve this goal. Usually follows a diet that is vegan, raw vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, all organic, fair trade, locally sourced, low sugar, low fat, anti-trans-fat, anti-salt, or some combination of these.
Well, the Food Nazis are trying to outlaw Happy Meals again. Big surprise...
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Cum Nazi is a "catch all" term for an entity, situation or item that stops the delivery of ejaculatory fluid in any capacity or uses lack of sex as forfeit. For example a prophylactic could be referred to as a Cum Nazi, or a female who is punishing a significant other by withdrawing copulation.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Example one:
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."