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when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.
"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "
*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"
waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era
"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"
After waiting weeks to go to a conert, You hear the first five notes at said concert, but then it gets called off due to injury or retardation.
Last night i went to the free alexisonfire concert, And after 12 seconds i was about to nut but then someone broke the barrier and everyone was kicked out. I feel like i have musical blue balls
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struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.
when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.
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When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball
"Yeah I ate her out last night"
"Then did she blow you?"
"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"
"Please give me your man card right away"
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Blue ball is the excruciating pain felt in testicles.resemblance of pain include stomach aches or being horse kicked in the nads. You never want this feeling. So always bust a couple shells out of your shotgun before going hunting.
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