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The act of observing the tables around you at a restaurant and ordering what the other diners are eating.
When Leo the waiter at Grand Lux Cafe asked Nancy if she'd like to start with an appetizer, she was totally food stalking when she ordered what the table next to her was having.
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Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.
Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.
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A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.
Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.
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When a person calls you over and over again.
Jon stalk called me all weekend, it was so annoying!
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When fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. With little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.
"Dude, I was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and I opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me"
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When someone follows you online to different sites or places to either find more about you or wants to have a relationship with you.
Margr15: You wouldn't believe it. There's this guy following me on every site and is constantly doing what I'm doing.
#1Beks16: Oh no! I searched online. He's online stalking you.
Margr15: Oh, that doesn't sound good.
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The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.
"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"
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