Oil Check

When you stick your finger up someone's asshole checking for poop, while saying "oilcheck".

I was finger banging Sarah and decided to oil check her to see if she would be into anal but she was full oil so I didn't go for it.

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oil burner

a Reference to Diesel trucks, which commonly burned enough oil to notice on a single tank full of fuel. some diesel trucks even had a sticker on the fuel door that said "check engine oil" so as not to run it out.

My ol' oil burner needs some fuel

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Lorenzo's Oil

Half a cup of blackberry Wild Vines. A quarter-and a half cup Jaegermester. Top of with some premium original flavored Nyquil.
-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or Skelator as we call them)

Wicked dismal New Gothmo style

Yo buddy lets dip inta some of lorenzo's oil and dance with skelator.

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Well-Oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.

Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.

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midnight oil

An Australian rock band known for their driving hard rock sound, intense live performances and their overt left-wing political activism

Rob Hirst - Drums, vocals
Jim Moginie - Guitars, Keyboards
Peter Garrett - Vocals, Harmonica
Martin Rotsey - Guitars
Andrew 'Bear' James (1975 - 1979) - Bass
Peter Gifford (1979 - 1989) - Bass, Vocals
Bones Hillman (1989 onwards) - Bass, Vocals

beds are burning is midnight oil's best song ever!

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essential oils

The thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. They're not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they're in the middle of making a youtube video. I don't know how the Africans live without them.

My favourite is this organic 'essential oils' made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, sexual arousal, don't forget to like and subscribe.

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oil up

1. Something you say right before inserting something into someone. (There are many different contexts to this word. You can use it if your teacher is gonna destroy you for a next test, or literally)

2. If you are going to get into a fight with someone and you are really gonna fuck them up.

1. Mr. Tang is really going to oil up for this next test.

2. I am going to oil up your face so hard you are going to want to cry.

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