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The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.
DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.
The act of peeing in a cup and then selling it as lemonade
1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups
2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday
The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade
My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups
He’s definitely Pulling a Bert
A nazi leader from New York that is in love with a girl who gets railed by bbc
The New York bert is in love with that girl who hangs out with stinkys
Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.
Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"