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men caring about other men to be jealous
being jealous of other men is not normal
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Spewin everywhere like crazy. I'm talkin' spittin that jizz like Richard Simmons sucks dick, like nobodys mothafuckin business.
Harold: Wanna chill tonite Steve, just shoot the shit?
Steve: Naw, I'm busy...in 10 I'll be shootin the other shit all over Linda tonite.
Linda: Harold, son, could you take out the garbage?
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A person with whom one shared a special relationship that is somewhat more than simply as friend, but not not quite the level of "significant other." May be former or future significant other, or even someone whom will never have that status. Some "best friends" qualify, but not nearly all do. A sexual component to the relationship is quite common, though it is not required.
Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.
"I haven't had a girlfriend in a while, so I've been spending a lot of time with my moderately significant other, and we've even gone to a few weddings together. But somehow, we've never quite gone out."
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it means shut the hell up or get out of my way it
jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine
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The unused side of one's full/queen/king sized bed that when not being used by someone else is used as a back up for when you come home from a long day of work and realized you have no time or you're just too lazy to take a shower that night, preserving the freshness of one's normal side of the bed.
John: Holy crap dude yesterday was a kick in the nuts, I didn't get home till 3 in the morning.
Clyde: Damn man you atleast took a shower right?
John: Nah I waited till this morning, I slept on the other side of the bed, I hate when I fall asleep and my sheets feel hot and sticky as hell.
Clyde: I hear ya man
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Essential instructions from a Weetabix Box
Open other end. Don't wrecked the Weetabix box.
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A person you are dating casually, but is potentially a keeper.
I thought you and Kimberly were monogamous.
Well, she is a semi-significant other, but we haven't committed to anything yet, so I'll keep trolling while I wait for her to get serious.
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