You're having anal intercourse with a partner, and right before you ejaculate, you pull out, wrap your penis in a hot dog bun, and shove it back in. The resulting disaster is a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf.
Bob: Hey Ben, we're out of hot dog buns, where'd they all go?
Ben: Man, me and Dina were fuckin, and while I was poundin her in the bean pie, I pulled it out and gave her a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf. It was the shit!
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When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.
I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.
Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants
I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.
When you put your dick in a females rear-quarters and put her, and yourself on your dirtbike and or motorcycle. And go for a relaxing ride down main street.
Me and my bitch just did a Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go.
So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off
That chick was into some weird shit. She gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop
In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.
Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.
(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly
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The act of putting oneโs balls in a womanโs asshole while having sex
Did you hear Sally gave Joe a Pennsylvania Cup Holder?
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