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When something is labeled as "uncool" and people suddenly pretend they don't know anything about it because they think it will make them look bad by association. Coined for people who deny knowing the names of ANY Pokemon, even if they spent several years of their childhood memorizing every single one from the first games.
Alternatively, can be used to describe someone who makes fun of someone else for knowing something that they themselves know, but would not admit to because it's uncool.
Ex: When you use a pokeball in Super Smash Bros, say the name of the Pokemon out loud and your friends make fun of you for knowing it (even if it says its own name in the game).
I usually play as Charizard in Brawl.
Uh... Which one is Charizard again?
Dude, we used to play Red and Blue together EVERY DAY. I think you're in Pokemon Denial.
When one of your bros starts nailing a chick and then switches you in so you get more experience.
If not for the Pokemon Switch, Brendan might never have gained enough sexual experience to evolve.
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The best way to lose weight in 2016
Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu
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Derogatory term for a lame, often lowskilled player in
multiplayer first-person shooters like Enemy Territory that
uses one-shot kill weapons like Panzerfaust or Rifle Grenades
in order to get easy frags in a non-effective way.
Often kills his self or his teammates accidently.
(pokemon kills only 1 player AND his self with a Panzerfaust)
"haha pokemon single pf nab"
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When someone’s nudes are leaked and traded
Homie 1: Bro did you see Ashley’s Pokemon
Homie 2: yea that shit was nice
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The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon
Youngster: *looking for pokemon
Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey
Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
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When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.
Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.
Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.
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