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-Hey brah, I noticed your progress picture!
- Thanx bruh frfr, I think I totes look like a Russian babushka, too!
Monte Vista High School Marching Band
“Progress!” - Drum Minor
Monte Vista High School Marching Band 2021
“Progress!” - Drum Minor
One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /stray-ate/
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1. A straight heterosexual man or woman who finds out that they had sex with a trans-person or hermaphrodite and accepts the fact they are technically bisexual but, they prefer to be heterosexual (straight) and are ok with being in a relationship with a trans-person or hermaphrodite.
Progressively Straight
"A straight, white, cisgender, normative, homophobe, patriarchy, wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant) who fucks trannys, trans-women, hermaphrodites, and deep throats their dicks but, identifies as a straight man."
“You phoque-n lion breeder!”
Progressively Straight
A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.
Progressively Straight
A cisgender, heteronormative, white Angle Saxon male who has sex with a trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still concerns himself straight.
Progressively Straight
A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.
Progressively Straight
A cisgender, heteronormative, white Angle Saxon male who has sex with a trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still concerns himself straight.