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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.

Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.

by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011


Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /stray-ate/
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1. A straight heterosexual man or woman who finds out that they had sex with a trans-person or hermaphrodite and accepts the fact they are technically bisexual but, they prefer to be heterosexual (straight) and are ok with being in a relationship with a trans-person or hermaphrodite.

Progressively Straight

"A straight, white, cisgender, normative, homophobe, patriarchy, wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant) who fucks trannys, trans-women, hermaphrodites, and deep throats their dicks but, identifies as a straight man."

โ€œYou phoque-n lion breeder!โ€

by Nobody ๐Ÿ–ค March 29, 2024


Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight

A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.

Progressively Straight

A cisgender, heteronormative, white Angle Saxon male who has sex with a trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still concerns himself straight.

by Nobody ๐Ÿ–ค April 10, 2024


Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight

A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.

Progressively Straight

A cisgender, heteronormative, white Angle Saxon male who has sex with a trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still concerns himself straight.

by Nobody ๐Ÿ–ค April 11, 2024


Progressively Straight

A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.

Progressively Straight

A cisgender, heteronormative, white Anglo Saxon male who has sex with trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still considers himself straight.

by Nobody ๐Ÿ–ค August 5, 2024

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Progress

Using X-RAY in minecraft to get diamonds, iron, etc.

Bro i just made so much PROGRESS

by TfIsJitterClicking April 2, 2022


Progress

To Become Russian Babushka

-Hey brah, I noticed your progress picture!

- Thanx bruh frfr, I think I totes look like a Russian babushka, too!

by jankballz February 1, 2023